charlottan:

right now theres a dad losing his mind over a jazz fusion album he found on a 5k sub youtube channel and buddy hes about to leave the most personally revealing comment

genderfluid-druid:

genderfluid-druid:

hurr hurr I’m a human body hurr hurr I’m gonna solve all my problems using mucus

“i require more fluids” well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.

detritiviolet:

doggogills-but-worse:

my watch doesn’t quite communicate notifications right, so any time I get a note on Tumblr, this is what I see :/

it’s not even on that post

skellydun:

the girl in the apartment above me is having the loudest sex i have ever heard with what might be the politest man in the world because all he keeps yelling repeatedly is please and thank you.

neyruto:

neyruto:

we all talk about piss

Originally posted by anta-e

sorry I didn’t finish this post because Tumblr wanted me to add a gif and this was the first one suggested and iwas laughing to hard to remember what i was going to say

doffy:

doffy:

faerunsystem:

doffy:

Beyond absolute fave right now

I call an alter in our system a twink because it pisses him off and he’s a very feminine man. I am trying to work towards saying faggot more often but it’s been so stigmatized that it’s a little hard for me

Man what

I got blocked in under 2 minutes

funshape:

my advice for not going insane? try to do something every weekend. go to events, you’ll love events. and not like just hang out with ur friends or go clubbing , no, make a day out of going to some local market by yourself or attend some strange convention event you’ve never heard of. i cannot stress the importance of doing random events on a friday night or saturday or a sunday at r pm for mentally ill people especially if you’re depressed and have been searching for an anchor 2 tether yourself to. attend some events now

greatwesternrailway:

she’s only 23? she should be indoors using the computer

sacred-portal:

well-never-again:

janemorris:

fuck this time loop im leaving (walks into a different, worse time loop)

Getting a new job

palmer:

feraligatr:

im just a gay italian man i can’t handle these stresses

Luigi when he inherited that haunted mansion

sacred-portal:

mens-rights-activia:

beaft:

beaft:

my mother has started using the phrase “gendie neutch” with abandon

yesterday she said my “birthday fit” was very “gendie neutch” and i felt like i was in an episode of black mirror

ofhobbitsandwomen:

oatmeal cookie haters can’t touch me. i understand things about this world you never will